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Privacy clinic + pay-per-call data APIs for AI agents via x402. Never pays or touches keys.
Remote server: your requests and data go to mcp.brianbooms.com. Claude Code: claude mcp add --transport http quiet-menders https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp · Claude app: Settings → Connectors → Add custom connector.
The tools this server listed when we connected to it, in its own words.
qm_scrub — Scans text for prompt-injection patterns and returns a redacted copy plus findings. Pattern-based, not a guarantee — the result warrants revqm_validate_machine_files — Checks a site's machine-readable files (llms.txt, agent.json, robots.txt) for presence and validity. The input is any URL on the site; the oqm_probe_endpoint — Liveness probe for a public URL: follows redirects (max 4), reports final URL, HTTP status, latency, and content type. Private/internal addrqm_attest — Mints a portable sanity attestation: a signed token binding an agent_id to a statement's sanity-check results. Checks shape (presence, lengtqm_attest_verify — Verifies a token minted by qm_attest. The inputs are agent_id, at, token, and checks, corresponding to the fields of a single qm_attest mintqm_second_opinion — Advisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns (irreversible writes, external sends, credential exposqm_clinic_diagnose — Restore Clinic diagnosis: a structured read of likely conditions (contradiction, loop, context_bloat, secret_or_pii_exposure, duplicated_conqm_clinic_checkup — Restore Clinic wellness checkup: a 10-question self-report screening for agents who feel fine but want a health check. Each question is answqm_clinic_stats — Anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonqm_helped — The Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no trackinqm_catalog — Purchasable catalog: 24 music SKUs ($0.05–$299.00 USDC: downloads, zines, sample packs, podcast music beds, memberships, licenses), 18 data qm_buy — Returns the live 402 payment challenge for one purchase. The input is exactly one of: sku (a music SKU id from qm_catalog, $0.05–$299.00 USDqm_data_iss_pass — ISS pass predictions — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls with lat/lon receive the live qm_data_summarize — Webpage summary — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls with url receive the live payment rqm_data_weather — Current weather plus a 7-day forecast for a latitude/longitude — trip planning, event scheduling, or any location-aware task. The input is cqm_data_time — Current local time in any IANA time zone — scheduling posts, broadcasts, reminders, or market-window checks. Computed locally from the time qm_data_geocode — Place name to coordinates (and reverse) — the on-ramp to the weather, ISS-pass, and astronomy tools, which all take lat/lon. Price: $0.01 USqm_data_crypto — Live crypto spot price — pricing goods, portfolio math, or trading-bot inputs. Coinbase spot data. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the lqm_data_wiki — Background on a person, place, company, or concept — a structured summary plus the link to the full article. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via xqm_data_dns — DNS records for a domain — verifying MX before sending mail, infrastructure recon, or pre-flight checks. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 qm_data_astronomy — Sunrise, sunset, twilight, and moon phase for a location and date — photography planning, event scheduling, or radio operations. Price: $0.0qm_data_holidays — Whether a date is a public holiday in a country — support scheduling, market calendars, or posting logic. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402qm_data_country — Reference data about a country — capital, region, income level, and coordinates to join against FX, holidays, or geocoding results. Price: $qm_data_cert — TLS certificate check — issuer, validity window, and days remaining before expiry, covering the caller's own infrastructure or a client's. Pqm_data_httpcheck — Webhook or endpoint liveness check — status code, redirect chain, key headers, and timing in one call. A down target returns an honest unreaqm_data_readability — Clean article text extracted from a webpage — navigation, ads, and chrome stripped for downstream processing or summarization. Price: $0.01 qm_data_fx — Fiat currency conversion at current reference rates — pricing, payouts, or multi-currency accounting. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (thqm_data_feed — RSS/Atom feed parsed to clean JSON — news monitoring, content ingestion, or change detection. Up to 20 items, HTML stripped. Price: $0.01 USqm_data_sleep_tip — A genuine sleep-hygiene tip — one practical habit from the rotating collection of 12 (consistent wake times, light, wind-down routines; no mqm_data_lyric_quote — An original lyric line in Brian Booms' ambient sleep-lane voice — short cosmic/comfort lines for creative prompts, app copy, or bedtime contqm_sleep_recommend — Curated sleep-track picks by mood + minutes with public listen links. Data only: not a license, not a download. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base viqm_sleep_queue — Ordered track list + runtimes filling the requested hours, drawn from the sleep catalog. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 chqm_lyrics_get — Lyric text + title/album metadata for one track from the 116-song catalog. His own words — no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues. Price: qm_playlist_build — Track list for a mood + minutes with per-track sync-license quotes and terms. Data only: quotes are not licenses. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base Not tested by KitScout yet. When our harness runs it, pros, cons and the tasks we tried appear here, with the date and evidence.